2022 in Review: The Tallest Corn on The Cob

The Top 10 Newsletters From Thoughts on Plots Circa 2022

Here are the top Thoughts on Plots Newsletters according to some mystery algorithm and the numbers on the wall! Thank you for an amazing year and here’s to yet another one to write and be sad about!

1. Encanto

A family’s magic is put under duress because the Muggle started hallucinating their downfall.

2. A24: Everything, Everywhere, All At Once Pt. 1

A mom in the multiverse fucks shit up because someone was mean to her daughter (she was that someone).

3. Eternals

Supernatural beings are hands-off from human existence since the beginning of time, until they are slightly inconvenienced then they go OFF.

4. “Bullet Train:” Last Stop in My Heart

A recovering assassin hands out his therapy in incorrect one-liners on a Japanese bullet train to his certain death.

5. Guillermo del Toro’s “Crimson Peak” (2015) is the Pinnacle of Love and Fear

Bitches be lying for your money and sleeping around. Keep your hussy clean and your mind clearer, cus there be ghosts here too!

6. The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

A deformed boy falls in love with the hottest animated woman to ever grace the 1990s and they fight against his horny father, the priest.

7.Do You Remember?

Do you remember? The 21st night of September? Hahaha you definitely sang that inside your head, didn’t you?

8. Human Resources

Abortion resources.

9. “Ted Lasso” (S1—2020) on Winning Friends & Influencing People (1936)

An optimistic coach with a penchant for baking coaches an English soccer team to relegation.

10. Aren’t We All a Little “Disenchanted”… With Life?

A magic wish goes wrong and our heroine becomes the villain of a story she never meant to create.

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Happy new year :) From my home to yours~